charles-lee-kenway:

When NPCs talk shit but the game won’t let you hurt them

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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 263,170 notes via/source
xone time I stayed up all night drinking coffee and the next day I thought pigeons were talking to me xand I couldn't write my own name xso yea

bear1na:

Star Wars - Darth Vader, Stormtroopers, Princess Leia, Han Solo, and Luke Skywalker by Stuart Immonen

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 318 notes via/source
xstar wars

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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xcr1tikal
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xstar wars

grimelords:

enjoy these two frames of Lenny getting punched in the back of the head for your own use

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xthe simpsons

anabundanceofkatniss:

  • The government
  • Society
  • The images on tv
  • The matches
  • The fire
  • The doctors who allowed Kenny to expire
  • CANADA
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xsouth park

This is just the beginning of your worst nightmare.

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xresident evil

There was no waking from this nightmare, no comforting whisper in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in his imagination; the last and greatest of his protectors had died, and he was more alone than he had ever been.

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xharry potter

los-santos-customs:

sometimes when I see pictures of Los Angeles I’m like “lol okay they totally got this from gta v” and then I remember that Los Santos is based on Los Angeles and not the other way around

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xsame xI'm dumb xgrand theft auto

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

reblogged 4 days ago @ 29 Aug 2014 with 237,120 notes via/source
xthis is awesome xlong post

joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

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xspongebob

Trevor + Amanda parallels

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xplot twist: they adopt michael xgrand theft auto